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You are likely to find everything golf here. Product reviews, course reviews, tournament commentary, and of course reports on my on-course travails. I hope you find it enhancing.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

WEST FLORIDA AM TOUR 2014-15 SEASON DEBUTS AT RITZ-CARLTON


In the battle of course versus golfer, the Ritz-Carlton Members Golf Club in Bradenton, Florida was clearly victorious in the kickoff event of the West Florida Amateur Tour 2014 – 15 season. Slick, undulating greens, most of which were elevated,
combined with gusting winds into par-4s over 400 yards, resulted in just four of 22 players meeting their quotas. Even those who met their quotas didn't do so with ease, as the two best scores were just three points above quota. 

Josh Stevens & Ross Hanson- WFAT Director
Both Josh Stevens (who needed 29 points and posted 32) and Randall Voss (who needed 25 and posted 28) claimed top spots with their +3 showings. Stevens claimed honors in the Gross Division (highest point total), just edging Michael McIvor (who also carded 32 points, but was +1) by virtue of scorecard tiebreak.

Voss took the Net Division with his +3, narrowly eclipsing his playing partner Bob Merriott who finished second with a +2 total. Stevens and Voss pocketed $175 pro shop vouchers, and I saw Josh walking away with several boxes of balls. Merriott and McIvor netted $100 each for their stellar play. Martin Harm (needed 26 and got 25) and Mark Postier (needed 25 and got 24) were also in the money with their well-earned -1 quota scores.

Chris Capps
The quota of 25 points was quite popular today as nine of the 22 players came into the event needing 25 points. I was one of those players, but the other players all played far better than I did today. Unfortunately for my buddy Chris Capps (who is a much better player than I am), he was in my cart and caught my disease. He finished 10 below his quota of 30. 

Steve Zonca
My other playing partner, Steve Zonca, whose quota was 21 points, was well on his way to making his quota with 11 points after the first nine holes. But even he succumbed to my malady, scoring just eight points on the back side to fall two points short. Even so, he finished in a tie for 7th.

Justine Harper
The fact of the matter is that everyone played better than I did today, including Justine Harper (the lone woman in the tournament) who also finished in a tie for 7th with the several other players who just missed their quotas by two points. She needed 26 and amassed 24. Me? I needed 25 and finished with 14, and that -11 debacle rendered me dead last in the field.

One more missed putt
As a competitor in many games and sports throughout my lifetime, I don’t believe I have ever been last in a field…and then there was golf… I must say that I’m quite bearish on myself as a competitor these days, for my decline has been noticeable and troubling. After yesterday’s event, as thrilling as it was to be there, I have to conclude that I’ve reached a 55-year low! Ah, but I am learning to wear humility with a smile…or is that humiliation I meant to write?

Whatever the case, still in the vein of Thanksgiving, I was grateful for the opportunity to play another gem of a course that I wouldn’t
have been able to play if not for the West Florida Amateur Tour. Sure the bunkers were like yawning chasms and the rough around the greens was like wispy cotton candy through which my wedges barely moved the ball, but if you don’t like a challenge, golf is not for you anyway. I’m beginning to reconsider…nah!

Steph in action
I was also grateful to have my golf partner (Chris), and my life partner (Steph) along on this painful journey of ineptitude I am taking. Sometimes having someone there to share your pain makes it a tad bit easier to bear. But hey, gorgeous day, tremendous course, great company, plus bad golf equals three outta four, and I’ve heard that ain’t bad.

The good news for my tennis students is that I cannot give up my day job. The bitter-sweet news for me is that I may be down but I’m not out, and that means I’ll be out there again subjecting myself to more humbling efforts to become a competent golfer. Perhaps I should change my name to “Don” until I exorcise this quixotic quest.

Ross Hanson
In any event, thanks for the work behind the scenes Ross! I know it isn’t easy to put together these events, and we are looking forward to the next opportunity to play. Thanks for your work behind the camera Steph. I know that isn’t as easy as it looks either.

I don’t know how many of the 14 remaining events we’ll be able to play, but know that I would play them all if I could. As I’ve mentioned in a previous post, the venues are pretty spectacular and the WFAT is a hacker’s dream. The next stop on Tour is the Sara Bay Series at the Sara Bay Country ClubIf you would like to test your skills against a solid field on great courses, you might want to check out the West Florida Amateur Tour as well. Until next…

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

SOUTHWEST FLORIDA MEN'S AMATEUR- ROUND 2 AT FORT MYERS COUNTRY CLUB

Beautiful days in Southwest Florida may become old hat to some, but turning into Fort Myers Country Club on this crisp cool morning for the final round of the Southwest Florida Men’s Amateur was anything but old hat to me. The dewy sheen on the recently rejuvenated emerald practice green was streaked with the trails of hopeful putts…most of those streaks didn’t end at the hole. It was a sign of things to come…

You have probably heard the saying, “The good lord giveth and the good lord taketh away?” Well the good lord may have taketh my golf game, but he gave me a foursome to make up for it. None of us played as we would have liked, but doggone it, we had a dang (yeah, this is a G-rated family blog) good time!

Dave Cobb
Today I had the side-splitting pleasure of playing with Archie Copeland, Craig Sherwood, and David Cobb. We all knew going in that we were out of contention for tournament honors, but we still had intention of playing well. Within a few holes, I think we all realized that the day before was no fluke, no temporary spell of bad luck, so what else are ya gonna do except have a good time if you can’t have good golf? I think Dave might have been the last to give up the ghost though.

Any of you reading this can sign up for my brand new course in “Drunken Crane” style golf (You don’t need nunchucks or Gi, just an inherent balance deficiency). Anyway, that’s what Archie termed my final drive of the day on No.9, and we had a good chuckle on that one (I wish Steph has been around to catch some video of that drive). Bottom line is that it was in the middle of the fairway and I had a baby 8-iron into the green to finish with a par. So karate chop that Archie!

Craig Sherwood
Craig and I rode together and saw more of the new FMCC layout during today’s round than a foursome who had played three or four times. But we kept on laughing…although Craig wasn’t really happy until the lady with the Coors Light on her cart came around the second time. After about our third hole, Craig was regretting not having stocked up when she asked us shortly after we began the round.

Craig was more than ready when we encountered her with just four holes to go, and he immediately expressed his joy with a par on No.6 and finished the final four holes plus-2. That’s no small feat considering he had scored plus-2 or more on 10 of the 18 holes we played. Ah, but he also had two birdies, which was one more than the rest of us. We had made a pact that score was not at all important by that time

Archie Copeland
Archie didn’t know it, but in addition to wanting to do better than I did the day before, finishing ahead of him was my motivation today. After the first two holes, it seemed obvious that he was the best player in our group, and I know Archie from the Quota/Skins Game at The Hideaway, so it was as good a motive as I could find to try to maintain some sense of competition despite being out of the tourney. Archie built a three-stroke lead through our first seven holes, but we were tied at 44 after the first nine holes.

Steph- our photographer
My first seven holes were like a metronome at a piano lesson: Double, bogey, bogey, double, bogey, bogey, double…C’mon, sing along; it’s catchy. Anyway, Steph finally showed up on No.17 (our 8th hole played) and immediately things began looking up. No.17 is a par-4, listed as 380 yards on the card, and was listed as playing 320 yards on the instruction sheet they gave us this morning.

My eagle putt on 17 just missed
I suspect that neither yardage was correct because I drove the green and had a 18-footer for eagle. Even that strong wind at our backs and firm fairways couldn’t have helped me drive it 320; I’m just a short-knocker. However these new Snake Eyes balls that I put into play the past couple of weeks have definitely increased my driving distance. They haven’t seemed to hurt the little spin I do generate either.

Archie sinks one
In any event, I missed the eagle putt on No.17 (no shock given the way I putted this past weekend), but did make the birdie, and posted par on the following two holes. But then Steph had to go take more photos and the real me showed up again. Neither Archie nor I played lights out on the final nine, and Archie’s par on No.8 meant that I had a one-shot lead coming into our final hole (the 390-yard, par-4 9th). I posted par and Archie posted a bogey, and at least I had won my imaginary competition…and had a great time with the guys to boot.

But what about the real competition? The Day 1 leader of our C-Flight Mark Johnson (80, 90), who had held a one-shot lead over Pete Chappell (81, 81), struggled most of the day before finishing strong with three pars. Johnson fell into a tie for 5th. Chappell claimed the top spot in our flight, and was the picture of consistency over the two days, shooting identical scores (81, 81). On the final day, he shot 42 on the front and a nifty 39 on the back, despite two double bogeys in the final four holes.

Keith Cramsey, 2nd in Flight C, putts on Day 1
My cart partner of the first day, Keith Cramsey started the final day in 4th-place, six strokes off the lead, and five shots back of Chappell. Keith leapfrogged Johnson and Brayden Fortini (3rd after Round 1) to claim second in our flight. Keith shot 38 on the front nine, but posted 8-over 43 on the back, despite finishing the round with a birdie for the second consecutive day. I guess Keith knows how to finish strong.

It was a John’s day on Sunday, because John Rhoades and John Brown II both shot 78, the lowest score in our flight for both days of the competition. Rhoades’ score, 13 shots better than his score at Eastwood the day before, vaulted him from 11th into 3rd-place! Brown II’s 78 was 14 shots better than his first round, moving him up from 14th to 5th. Pretty nice climbs up the leaderboard huh. Me? I started in the middle of the pack and there is where I languished at tourney’s end (10th). Somehow, I will find a way to deal with mediocrity!

Mike Andre and Jake Sherwin head out
In the Championship Flight, Jake Sherwin maintained his lead of the previous day, taking top honors for the second consecutive year with his three-under 69 at Eastwood and his even-par 70 at FMCC. He had shared that 1-shot lead over Griffin Hanson with Mike Andre coming in to the final day. Despite his four birdies, Hanson struggled to plus-8 on the day to finish 4th, while Andre shot a respectable two over, with three birdies, to finish third in the flight.

Kaleb Johnson on his way to low round of the tourney
It was Kaleb Johnson’s day from a scoring standpoint, however. Johnson posted the low round of the tournament, shooting a 2-under 68, to finish second, just one shot short of Tournament Champion Sherwin. 


Winning form from repeat winner Jake Sherwin
Johnson posted a stunning eight birdies on his card on Sunday, compared to just one the day before. Unfortunately for him, he also posted six bogeys. Sherwin notched four birdies of his own, but they were offset with four bogeys. It may not be the PGA Tour, but it’s nice to take top honors in a field of 148.

In the next best flight, the A-Flight, Matt Hight was the only player to post two rounds in the 70s, shooting 79 at Eastwood and 75 at FMCC to win the flight by seven shots! Matt posted par or better on 22 of the 36 holes played and notched an eagle on the 560-yard, par-5 8th at FMCC.

Dat Phan- 3rd in Flight A
Jo Jo Fortini, who was third coming into the final round, bettered his first-round 82 by three shots to take 2nd-place. Dat Phan, who was tied for 8th after Day 1, crept up the leaderboard into 3rd with a final round 79, five shots better than his first-round score. Phillip Everhart, who was 2nd and just two shots off the lead after the first round, shot 84 and fell into a tie for 6th.

James Cole- Flight B Winner
The B-Flight winner was James Cole, who, despite being in a flight that called for players with handicap indices between 8 and 10, shot 76 at Eastwood (with 4 birdies!), and 77 at FMCC. His 153 total (which “cole-cocked” the second best performer by six shots) would have won the A-Flight…I’m just sayin’ and wondering if this is the same James Cole who is a PGA Professional. Sure did shoot like one.

Toby Schwetje- 2nd in Flight B 
Second-place in the B-Flight went to Toby Schwetje, who came close to posting two rounds in the 70s with a 79 at Eastwood and an 80 at FMCC. Schwetje needed a bogey or better on his final hole to accomplish the feat, but posted a double bogey. Ouch! He still held on to 2nd by two shots.

View from proshop
Bo Pulley emerged from a logjam of players tied for 8th-place after the first round, to tie for 3rd with Danny Suero, who moved up from 4th after Round 1. Suero hurt himself big time with three doubles on the back side coming in. Pulley posted an almost blemish-free first nine, carding a 37 with one birdie and a triple on the par-5 11th.

Tom Wallace & Kari Phenix working the leaderboard
John Phelps and Ron Puder started the final round in 3rd, but Phelps dropped into a tie for 9th after posting 85, and Puder fell to tie for 13th with an 86. The number of doubles on his card suggested that Phelps had an off day, and Puder, who had three birdies at Eastwood, could never get going at FMCC.


The winner of D-Flight, Tom Watkins, would have won C-Flight and taken second in both the B and A flights with his 158 total (77, 81). That’s some pretty stellar golf for a player with an index of 14 or greater I’d say. Watkins’ gross score was nine better than his closest competitor in the flight, and his net advantage was even more lopsided. I’m told that Watkins was recovering from injury and that’s why his index was so high. Good recovery Tom!


Pete Soom on Day 1
Two of the three players who tied for second-place Daniel Johnson and Michael Ahearn posted identical scores (87, 80) that were seven shots better in the second round than the first. Neither could make up much ground on Watkins’ 10-shot lead from Day 1. Pete Soom, who led my group the first day, was the third player to tie for second-place with a 167 total, but he was pretty consistent both days, shooting 85, 82.  All three would have tied for 2nd had they played in C-Flight.

In Retrospect
Kari and Tom almost done
Regardless of how I play, I hate to see a golf tournament come to an end, and the Southwest Florida Men's Amateur is no exception. As usual, I'd like to thank the staff and volunteers at both facilities (Kari Phenix, Todd Brown, Tom Wallace and others) for putting on a terrific event. 
Todd Brown chats with participant
I just wish they were a little tighter on the handicaps. It wouldn't have helped me any, but I feel for the guys who played well in their handicap range, only to be blown away by players who posted scores that made a mockery of the notion of a USGA handicap. But hey, that's golf and we love it regardless. Next stop: West Florida Amateur Tour stop at the Ritz-Carlton in Sarasota. Until then, your "drunken style" golf sensei and lovely photographer are signing off...

Saturday, November 15, 2014

SOUTHWEST FLORIDA MEN'S AMATEUR- ROUND 1 AT EASTWOOD GOLF COURSE


It’s way late, or way early, depending on how you look at it, for me to be playing golf. Typically my golf season runs from the end of April to the beginning of October, but I could not resist the temptation of the Southwest Florida 
Men’s Amateur in my own backyard, being played this weekend at Eastwood Golf Club and Fort Myers Country Club. Besides, it will be an excellent tune-up for my first foray into the world of West Florida Amateur Tour competition on 12/1.

You couldn’t ask for more ideal weather conditions with temperatures in the 70s on this crisp fall day in Southwest Florida. I wasn’t sure what to expect heading out to Eastwood for the first round, given my two practice rounds the days before the event. Playing most of my recent golf at The Hideaway, with its lush, carpet-like fairways and greens to match (the paspalum effect), one can develop a false sense of security.



Chipping and putting before teeing off this morning, I realized that reading and putting the greens at Eastwood was going to be a challenge. I practiced putting for 20 minutes, and didn’t feel any more comfortable when I finished than when I started. Oh well, maybe I’d hit it close and wouldn’t have to worry about it.

I guess I took that discomfort to me to the first tee, because I was first of the tee on No.10, our starting hole, and I proceeded to dump my first shot in the water. I will spare you the gory details of that opening hole, but the bottom line is that I began the tournament with a quadruple bogey 8! Uh, can you say, “Shell shocked?”

For the first five holes on the more difficult back side, including another quad on the par-3 13th (another two balls in the water!), What I was doing out there did not resemble golf, and I had to struggle to get a grip on my mind and emotions. I had to keep reminding myself that it wasn’t how you started but how you finished that counted most. Hey, what else could I say to myself at that point? I had already shot myself out of the tournament.

Well, I was able to get my act together after Steph paid me a visit on the green on No.15 green. After playing the first five holes 13 over par, I managed to post nine pars on the final 13 holes, playing those holes just five over par, 
despite my continued discomfort on the greens. Oh, one of those strokes was due to moving my ball inadvertently. I guess if I don’t have at least one episode of mental flatulence in a tournament round, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself.

Anyway, I had the best score of our group by two strokes on the second nine, but I had done so badly on the first nine that my 90 was still three strokes worse the third best score in our foursome. That third-best score was 
posted by Rick Petersen, who notched the best score on our first nine with a four-over 41. But Rick faltered a bit, coming in with a 46 on the second nine. He still sits in 6th-place in our flight.

J. Keith Cramsey, my “quad-city” cart partner, holds 4th place in our C-Flight (11 – 13 handicap) after shooting 86 despite two quadruple bogeys. He had a tough back side as well, shooting 46, but he had only three blemishes on his card on the front side. Perhaps most gratifying for Keith was his birdie on the final hole. He had had multiple attempts that scared the hole but refused to fall. He’s in the hunt, but six shots back of the leader.

Interestingly enough, Pete Soom’s 85 was the best score in our foursome…and he is in the D Flight (14 & up handicap). Guess the handicapping was a tad off target in this instance. In fact, our C-Flight leader (Mark Johnson) shot an 80, while the D-Flight leader (Tom Watkins) shot 77. Go figure. Pete, sits in 2nd-place in D-Flight, courtesy of his back-side 45, and front-side 40. Frank Seiler and Daniel Johnson shot 87 to tie for third in Flight D.

As for the big hitters in the Championship Flight (0 – 4 handicap), Jake Sherwin and Mike Andre are tied for the lead with 3-under 69s. Both players posted six birdies that were offset by three bogeys. Griffin Hanson had just one bogey on his card, and was the only other player under par, shooting a 2-under 70. Rokki Rogan and Kaleb Johnson are just three shots off the lead with their even-par rounds.  

The A-Flight (5 – 7 handicap) was led by Matt Hight who posted a 7-over 79 and leads Phillip Everhart by two shots. Jo Jo Fortini is third, three shots behind the leader. B-Flight (8 – 10 handicap) leader James Cole posted a nifty 39 on the back side and a plus-two 37 on the front side. Toby Schwetje (79), John Phelps (80), and Ron Puder (80) round out the top-three in Flight B and are well within striking distance of the lead.


All in all, it was a terrific day of golf at Eastwood Golf Course and I’m looking forward to redeeming myself tomorrow at the newly renovated Fort Myers Country Club (FMCC). Most of the talk around the practice greens this morning was about the new look and feel of FMCC, and by just about all accounts, the renovation is a hit. I’m looking forward to playing something that looks and feels like golf before my sixth hole of the day! Until next…