Note: Please forgive typos, and other errors. I'm well past bedtime if I'm to reach my goal tomorrow. Thanks Steph! Wish you were here.
Tradition Golf Club |
As usual bodies buzzed on the practice green, and balls crisscrossed the smooth
terrain of the putting surface. Ah, Golf, you too are one of a kind. How can
one guy be so fortunate as to have two ones of a kind…or should that be
one-of-a-kinds? Whatever…
Our foursome |
Steve rolling one in from 10 feet |
Tim dropping one of many |
Tim Fessler, who was tied for 31st after yesterday’s round of 92, bounced back seven shots better with an 85 today, tying Steve for the lead in our group, and jumping 13 spots into a tie for 18th. Tim had so many well-struck putts burn the edges, that his round could have been four or five strokes lower with a little luck. And I don't think Tim had his "A" game today. It wouldn't surprise me to see Tim climb the ladder tomorrow and end up in the top ten.
Kevin's unique swing |
Unfortunately, somebody had to ride with me and suffer the consequences of the “Niles Curse,” and that duty fell to Kevin Satterfield today.Kevin, a flight winner last year, but battling a bad back this year, notched an 88 yesterday, and posted a 93 today. Todays struggles dropped him from 20th to 29th on the leaderboard. Kevin can take away “Shot of the Day” honors though. I’m not sure that makes up for the Niles Curse, but it’s something.
I believe it was the par-5 fourteenth hole, where Kevin hit
his second shot to about 50 yards from the flag, right of the fairway and
rough, but left of the cart path.
His ball lay on hard-packed, cart-path dirt, with trees and a sand trap in his line to the green. Kevin fired a wedge off that dirt, through the trees, over the bunker and onto the putting surface within 10 feet of the cup. It may not sound like much to you as I write it, but I was there as he was hitting that shot, and that may just be the best shot I will see all tourney.
His ball lay on hard-packed, cart-path dirt, with trees and a sand trap in his line to the green. Kevin fired a wedge off that dirt, through the trees, over the bunker and onto the putting surface within 10 feet of the cup. It may not sound like much to you as I write it, but I was there as he was hitting that shot, and that may just be the best shot I will see all tourney.
So how about what I did today? Well, I went out this morning
relaxed and looking forward to another day of joyous self-challenge in a “naturally”
picturesque landscape. Golf courses are naturally picturesque to me even when
the fairways aren’t very fair, and the greens are more like browns. But I
digress…
Birdie putt on par-5 10th |
I bogeyed #11, our fifth hole played, which wasn’t bad
considering that it is the longest par-4 on the course (415 yards from our
tees). Interestingly enough both Steve and Tim posted triples on that hole,
while Kevin and I bogeyed it. Weird. But anyway, I could feel myself in
scramble mode, and noticed that I had to fight to stay focused.
On #12, a 147-yard par-3, I posted par, but that was a “par-amble”
(a par due to scrambling) after a poor tee shot fell short, and my attempt at a
“Martin Kaymer” (or an “Oliver Stenger” if you prefer) failed miserably (both
Germans putt from well off the green with far more success). I had about a
12-footer remaining for par…and I drained it.
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Not to worry, I had a shot at the green and hit a nice
hybrid to just short of it. I had a good 10 feet of fringe, another 30 feet of
green to work with, and the hole was uphill. Soooooo… I thought I’d try my new technique of
chipping with a pitching wedge. Had the brain been functioning properly, I would
have realized that it was not the shot to try with the ball lying in a bit of a
depression. I hit it thin, all the way to the back fringe, some 30 feet past
the flag. For the life of me I can’t remember what I did from there to card the
7, since I only recorded two putts??? But 7 it was. Am I in shock, or what?!
Look what we found next to the practice green |
Nice little 6-iron to about 3 feet |
Yet, it is goal revision time. One must always be prepared
to revise one’s goals, no? In any event, I started the day in a tie for 21st
on the leaderboard (click
here for yesterday’s post). Today I stand in a tie for 22nd with
Anthony Johnson, one of my playing partners from yesterday. The top ten is
looking like an unrealistic goal at this point, so tomorrow’s goal (probably
today’s by the time you read this) will be….you guessed it: Finish the final
seven holes in fewer than 10 strokes over par! I’ll consider 5-over acceptable.
Let’s see how that goes.
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I must say that I'm very proud of myself for reading through all of this (due to the extensive golf terminology, although, admittedly, I did recognize some of the terms due to Wii golf haha). But wow! I was definitely not expecting you to come in last! But 22nd is not an overall bad place to be, but knowing that you're at least a tiny bit of a perfectionist, you're probably less than thrilled. You were in the lead at one point though, so dwell on that Mister Optimist! I'm excited to read about today's results! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you were able to make it through as well Joey :). Sorry about the delay on the final results. As a writer yourself, you know some things take longer than others to get done :). Thanks for checking in!
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